are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
