: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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