this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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