bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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