I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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