I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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