i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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