That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The maid of honor just puked.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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