so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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