The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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