Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
