Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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