fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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