Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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