I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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