Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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