im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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