I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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