What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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