Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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