question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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