oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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