But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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