white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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