would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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