it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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