nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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