...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
40s are totally the cure
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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