Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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