Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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