that's an acceptable place to lick
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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