I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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