I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I currently don't understand fingers.
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