Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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