threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
