We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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