At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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