You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Umm I'm too high to move.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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