Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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