so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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