is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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