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I bet he comes in French.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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