yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
