Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Terrible idea I love it
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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