i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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