so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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