hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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