marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
