belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You took a bar mat shot.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
do nipples grow back?
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