nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So many bounce houses so little time
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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