I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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