Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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