talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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