Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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