Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
pop tarts are not kleenex
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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