He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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