you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
