Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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